It's been a long day and tonights show was a half an hour longer than it needed to be. Honestly, tonight I am like a tired, grouchy old man who missed his nap so keep that in mind as you read this.
Group song of "Bailamos". This was BY FAR the worst group sing and was even painful at times. The part where Haley and Sanjaya sang a duet.....were they even singing the same song?
Man on the street stuff - they all love Sanjaya.
Ford Commercial - morphing faces and cars. Low budget this week?
American Idol Gives Back - I was about to leave the room to start this blog rather than watch, then I would have missed priceless Caroline's drawing MOOBS on her picture of Simon! BWAHAHAHAHA I like Caroline better than pigtails girl.
FINALLY! We get to the part I stayed up to see. Melinda is a masochist who likes Simon's criticism; Haley thinks that Latin night is an excuse to dress like a hoochie (kidding!); Blake cheated by writing notes on his wrist - give him detention already, and Phil is blessed. No kidding.
Phil is sent to the Bottom 3 right away. Really, why don't they just start every results night with him on the Seal - its inevitable. LaKisha, in spite of our fears and preditions, is SAFE. Jordin is SAFE. Sanjaya is up and down. Melinda SAFE, Sanjaya up and down again OH FOR CRYING OUTLOUD, just tell him he's safe already. Haley is in the Bottom 3, shocker! Blake *EEEEE fangirly screaming* is SAFE. Chris R *even louder fangirly screams* is told to stand up and so is Sanjaya, but Chris R is in the Bottom 3. Riiiiight, this is such a producer's "lets create some dramatic tension" trick.
Ryan messes with the downtrodden 3 for a little and then sends Chris R back because he is SAFE. Told you.
JLO performs and she is better than I remember. To be honest, I haven't really followed her singing career since On The Six and when she was dating Diddy (Puff Daddy then) and there was some club shooting and fleeing the scene? Time flies when you work fulltime, take night classes and still manage to have a couple kids. I decide to put my High School spanish to good use to understand her lyrics, but only got "words", "my soul", and "love". So much for four years of Spanish.
Ohhhh dim the lights and get this over with! Phil is SAFE and tries not to smile again. Haley watches her journey and cries, but its appropriate this time. For a minute there, I thought they would let her talk instead of a singout a la Pickler last year, but that didn't happen. Haley got herself together and gave a decent singout and CAKE tried to dance with her. HEE!
And so Haley's finally gone. If you were very, very quiet you can hear the sound of the televisions belonging to the male 18-34 demographic clicking off, never to tune into American Idol again.
I hope next week is better. Goodnight.
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On her last night, Haley wore pants. And long sleeves. I'm with you Spork, I could hear all those frustrated sighs and the clicking off of the TV's by the male demographic. No more Antonella, no more Haley.
Did the show really have to be an hour long? They know they're sinking. I think you could have put in there JLO's performace, the sucktastic group song, the anecdote about Simon's MOOBS, and Haley going home, all in 30 minutes.
That's all I really need.
MOOBS! Hee! Best part of the show!
One reason I feel a little bad for Haley is that next week is country week with martina McBride and I actually feel like that might have been a week she could have excelled at. Oh well.
Aw man, I missed Cake dancing?!
Oh I also thought the little audition spoof with Tony Bennett was pretty funny too. LOL
One reason I feel a little bad for Haley is that next week is country week with Martina McBride and I actually feel like that might have been a week she could have excelled at
Wasn't Martina also the mentor Haley was most looking forward to working with? Poor girl.
I just realized that I forgot Akon last night!
So, next week being Country night I am thinking that Melinda and LaKisha will have the hardest time. This might be the week LaKisha goes home.
What is Sanjaya going to sing?
I think Melinda is from Oklahoma and lives in Tennessee so I'm thinking she'll do fine with country. I think she could do well with a Wynonna song. They have similar rich voices. Lakisha, I'm not so sure about. Just stay away from Shania Twain. Remember Mandisa last year? I think Shania did her in.
I think Sanjaya is going to have a hard time with country along with Blake actually.
One more thing I forgot about last night. During Bailamos at the end when Sanjaya did his little "seductive" 'Te Quiero. Mi Amor' line...funniest yet most disturbing moment EVER.
During Bailamos at the end when Sanjaya did his little "seductive" 'Te Quiero. Mi Amor' line...funniest yet most disturbing moment EVER.
No kidding, I had nightmares. And if you watched carefully, Blake was in stitches after Sanjaya sang that part.
Wasn't Martina also the mentor Haley was most looking forward to working with? Poor girl.
Yep, Haley said that. So close, yet so far away. Why not Phil? Phil looked like he was ready to go anyway.
I'm not sorry that Haley has gone, so she doesn't get to be coached by Martina when she so wanted to...goodbye.
Harsh? Well yes because we're getting down to serious business now, it's time to weedle out the filler idols taking up space, making less crappier idols go before their time.
Sanjayer and Phil, I'm gunning for you both next!
Melinda HAS to pick an amazing song next week so we can be like oh wow (again). In fact, they all need to pick great songs next week, nothing predictable or middle of the road.
Wow I'm cranky, must have caught that from Spork.
I just realized it now. I got the bottom three right for the first time! YAY me!!!!
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