Thursday, March 8, 2007

No more Oliwood? SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!!

This saga continues! Of course, its from the National Enquirer and is probably utter BS, but its fun to read and snark on, no?
whatneverwas posted this in the first Oliwood post here, http://delusionfree.blogspot.com/2007/02/oliwood-well-its-looking-better-than.html but since we are all wondering if Carrie will meet up with Oli-T again while in LA, why not give this its own post? Hee!

Originally posted by whatneverwas:

BWAH! Who knew Romowood is just as tenacious as Canthony?! This is apparently the newest article in NE regarding the Romowood saga:

Carrie and Tony Part II? American idol winner Carrie Underwood earlier denied she was ever involved a romance with Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo. Trouble is - Romo was the one that brought it up in an interview with a newspaper in Illinois. The latest love speculation for the gorgeous country music star was that she was dating British singer Oliver Trevena. According to a report from Us Weekly magazine the pair, says a source, began dating just weeks ago, and on January 28 got cozy when he dropped her off at LAX airport in L.A.

American Idol Carrie Underwood & Cowboys QB Tony Romo, Part II? As it goes now a report says that kicked in the jealousy for the star QB and he is again pursuing Carrie. According to a report in the National Enquirer "When Tony heard that Carrie was dating new guys he realized how much he missed her," a chatty insider dished to the magazine. Apparently things have cooled a bit between Trevena and Carrie according to the report. When he jetted to see the talented songstress on Valentine's day to see her, he brought an expensive gift. That was a bit much according to the report. Carrie told the heartbroken singer she was too busy recording to see him and the insider dished that she now realizes that she has strong feelings for Romo. She has even met the family, the report claims. "Tony's family loved her, and and now the couple is back stronger than ever," the insider dished.

Ugh Carrie! Break Oli T.'s heart like that?! When he's the most devoted bodyguard you ever had?!


And who are these gushing insider sources? Ohhhh what is going to happen? Is Romowood going to reunite, even though they were never together in the first place? Will the Canthony believers be disappointed yet again? Will the Romowood people, the Canthony people, the Oliwood people, the McWood people, and any other shippers all get into a huge brawl over this? Who knows, so I will just scan the crowd tonight to see if Oli-T is in attendance. Or another cuddly Hyde appearance would work, either one.

63 comments:

realityrulz said...

Trouble in Oliwood?!!

When he jetted to see the talented songstress on Valentine's day to see her, he brought an expensive gift. That was a bit much according to the report. Carrie told the heartbroken singer she was too busy recording to see him
Perhaps she really just didn't like the gift. It was expensive, but perhaps not expensive ENOUGH. "Listen you cheap bastard! I spent $20,000 on your Superbowl ticket and took you to 2 exclusive parties while I was in LA. Now pony up!! i'm a Grammy winner now!"

Seriously though I love how these tabloid articles try to make sense but neeeeever quite make it. So according to "insider sources" Carrie allegedly is freaked out about the prospect of a potentially serious relationship with Oli (one that includes expensive gifts even) but she's all about getting in a relationship all "stronger than ever" with Tony. Okay then.

I can just hear Carrie. "I'm sorry Oli. I really can't be in a relationship with someone who has time for me right now. I need to be with someone who is 100% focused on his job because all of this attention and visiting and whatnot is kinda creeping me out."

whatneverwas said...

Thanks for the shoutout, spork! I didn't think it was worthy of a new blog, but you did. =p

If these insider sources have nothing better to do than spew out BS, at least make it freaking believable. I agree with rulz, Carrie is breaking Oli T.'s heart because she's too busy yet she's suddenly developed strong feelings for Tony? Whaaaa????

And a commitment freakout? Didn't reports say before that she already met his parents because he was soooooo crazy in lurve with her? THAT didn't freak Carrie out?

Or maybe, just like Rulz said, she just didn't like the gift. Heh!

sporkenyall said...

There could be so many reasons why Oliwood didn't work out....

Maybe he got tired of being a cover for Tony Romo or Anthony?

Maybe Oli-T travelling a great distance to see her did freak her out, because its only ok when Anthony does?

Maybe she was using Oli-T to make Josh jealous but it backfired because now he is dating some other girl?

Maybe since she met both Tony Romo's parents and Oli-T's parents she decided that she likes Romo's better because English people scare her? (Sorry Fork ;P)

Or MAYBE this story isn't true at all or Oliwood wasn't anything serious to begin with. LOL

realityrulz said...

Or MAYBE this story isn't true at all or Oliwood wasn't anything serious to begin with. LOL

Very true...but so much less interesting.

Maybe since she met both Tony Romo's parents and Oli-T's parents she decided that she likes Romo's better because English people scare her?
The English can be very intimidating. LOL

Anonymous said...

Man do I love how the National Enquirer is trying to pimp out Carrie's love life. They're making her out to be quite the hussy, with all this man changing going on.

"Listen you cheap bastard! I spent $20,000 on your Superbowl ticket and took you to 2 exclusive parties while I was in LA. Now pony up!! i'm a Grammy winner now!"

ha ha ha Isn't that what every girl thinks?

realityrulz said...

So there is no more Oliwood OR Romowood?! What ever shall we do!!

http://www.fox23.com/mediacenter/local.aspx?videoId=19066
Well according to this video Carrie says she is "VERY single. SADLY single." (aw, I'm sorry Carrie but maybe you should stop dumping guys for giving you expensive gifts;-P) and she enjoys reading all of the rumors about the plethora of men she is supposedly dating and "going through rather quickly it seems."

Cute video!

whatneverwas said...

WAAAAAHHHHHH!!! No more Oliwood?!

I think my world is falling apart...

Forked Tongue said...

OMG, this Romo stuff is utter BS.

When I grow up I want to be a writer for the national enquirer, I mean, what a FUN job that would be but then again, I'm not very good at writing FICTION!!!!! Jesus.

Oh and Carrie is single, sadly single. Yeah I am beginning to question my adding up skills because I keep adding 2+2 together and getting 9, why is that? You see Carrie with a cute guy, going to parties, going to nightclubs, he is talked about by the media people who saw them together and yet, Carrie is still single.

I think homegirl needs to hone her flirting skills or something ;)

Was Oliwood purely down to our dirty fantasies? Was Oli T just a figment of our imagination? Was he even real?
I'm not sure anymore...maybe he was her security guy? Nah, even I'm not THAT crazy to think this!

Carrie is very clever, when she says she is single, she is single. What happened previously to the interview, well that's irrelevant isn't it?

At the end of the day, Carrie should never feel the need to explain anything about her love life, who she is dating/dated, whatever. Although we talk about it, none of us expect her to "confess" nor do we hope that she will. We enjoy the wondering, heh.
But she so deserves a nice young man to be with, even just for fun. Hang in there Miss Carrie, you won't be sadly single for long!

Okay so..
Carrie is single - FACT
Carrie is not dating Anthony Fedorov - FACT
Carrie is not dating Josh Brown - FACT
Carrie is not dating Tony Romo - FACT

Hmm ok I get it, I'm moving along, but will everyone?

Forked Tongue said...

I miss Oliver already.

*sniff*


Hahahahaha. Ohh Carrie thinks it's funny reading about the people she is dating? Me too, me too.

Guys must be stupid if they're not asking Carrie out. So what if she says no, being kicked to the curb by Miss Underwood isn't too shabby, they should consider it an honour! Hee.

Ok I'll shush now.

whatneverwas said...

I miss Oliver already.

Me too. Poor guy. All he wanted was to give her expensive gifts.

*sniff*

realityrulz said...

Um Fork you forgot the latest

Carrie is not dating Oliver Trevena-FACT.

That isn't saying that she WASN'T dating Oliver (I still say they WERE dating but likely not seriously)but apparently Oliver is no more.

Forked Tongue said...

Um Fork you forgot the latest

Carrie is not dating Oliver Trevena-FACT.


OMG SEE, I must be devastated, I actually forgot to include that :(

I agree with you though rulz, Oliwood is no more but I think she was seeing him whenever she was in LA or whatever. No relationship though. I actually think Carrie might just know what she doing here (with her life I mean), some people need to realise that, I mean she is almos 24 don't you know. That's practically a grown woman ;)

But yes, Oliwood is dead to me now.

sporkenyall said...

Awwww man, I might be devastated! Ok, not really...

Honestly though, will any of Carrie's made up relationships ever happen? Is that too much to ask LOL.

Oliwood was obviously nothing serious (did anyone take it seriously?). Or maybe the expensive gift did suck. Or maybe he really was her bodyguard or a beard BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I feel bad that Carrie thinks she is "sadly single" though. She will find someone someday and hopefully in Nashville where the relationship would actually have a chance.

Forked Tongue said...

Hmm a beard! Never thought of that one Spork. A beard for who (or is that whom?) though? let me think, I can't think of anyone.

No really that wasn't an attempt at sarcasm, I actually CAN'T think of anyone.

I for one didn't take Oliwood seriously, I have learned from THAT mistake, haven't you? Lol.

I know what you mean about Carrie saying she is sadly single though, she's got loads of time to find a guy and hopefully she'll be well into the relationship before any of us find out about it.

whatneverwas said...

Oliwood was obviously nothing serious (did anyone take it seriously?). Or maybe the expensive gift did suck. Or maybe he really was her bodyguard or a beard BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Carrie probably needed a date for around the Grammy's, and someone who she can hold hands with and feed desserts for the after-parties. After that, she was done with Oliver. Heh!

Ooorrrrr, maybe it had something to do with those pictures that came out with Oli T. being cozy with his ex. Cheating bastard!

Orrrrrrr, maybe again, Carrie just didn't like "Oli T." and Oliver didn't wanna change his gangsta name for her! So, buh-bye!

I have some more other theories but so as not to get in trouble, I will keep them to myself. LOL!

whatneverwas said...

A new spin from the aricle posted yesterday, from the same site:

American Idol Romance: Carrie Underwood & Tony Romo Rekindle?
By Meg Hughes
Mar 8, 2007

It was never really clear if season four American idol winner Carrie Underwood and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo were an item. The sweet little country singer was spotted on the field at Texas Stadium on Thanksgiving flirting with Romo and speculation was over the top once that happened. But Carrie denied any relationship while Tony confirmed the rumors to a local newspaper reporter that asked the question about Carrie 'for his wife'.

Now a new report claims that the latest love speculation for the gorgeous country music star was that she was dating British singer Oliver Trevena. According to a report from Us Weekly Magazine those two were spotted flirting it up at LAX.

***

That apparently was enough to get Romo off the sidelines and back into the game. Jennifer Cox reported yesterday that Tony decided to try to rekindle the love (if they ever really had any relationship). The National Enquirer cites a chatty insider that says, "When Tony heard that Carrie was dating new guys he realized how much he missed her."

The report claims that things have cooled a bit between Trevena and Carrie. When the British singer flew to see Carrie on Valentine's day he brought her an expensive gift and that was a turn off, the Enquirer claims. Carrie told the heartbroken singer she was too busy recording to see him and the insider dished to the magazine that she now realizes that she has strong feelings for Romo.

She has even met the family, the report claims. "Tony's family loved her, and now the couple is back stronger than ever," the insider dished.


I didn't know expensive gifts are a turn off. I wanna know how Carrie's mind works. LOL!

And I love this part:

Tony decided to try to rekindle the love

Soooooooo romantic! Carrie and Tony rekindling their looooooovveeeeee!!!!!!

realityrulz said...

I didn't know expensive gifts are a turn off.

That's how you now the article is made up. Seriously! What girl doesn't like presents?!

sporkenyall said...

Did Romowood ever have any loooooovvvveeee to rekindle?

Well, I guess it will be Mama Underwood as Carrie's date for the next awards.

Forked Tongue said...

Romo rekindling the love. I'm thinking there was no love, he had NOTHING!

Well I hope Carrie got to keep the expensive gift that was such a turn off. Maybe if we search hard enough we'll find it on ebay. Right next to Britney's wig and cigarette stump.

whatneverwas said...

I can't believe rulz hasn't posted this yet - the ultimate evidence of Romowood's rekindling of their looooooveeeee!!!!

http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=enq031207hudbd1.jpg

This really cracks me up:

Tony Romo intercepted Carrie's heart and scored a touchdown!

Seriously, could they get any cheesier? BWAH!

At least Tony looks cute in his picture. Hee!

sporkenyall said...

That is the cheesiest thing ever! Tony Romo does look very cute though.

I kind of miss Romowood. :(

;P

realityrulz said...

When I grow up I want to be a writer for the national enquirer, I mean, what a FUN job

No kidding! I mean this person got PAID for writing this.

Tony Romo intercepted Carrie's heart and scored a touchdown!

I kind of miss Romowood. :(
I have a feeling it's not going anywhere (at least as far as the rumors go). It's like Canthony...for sports fans.

sporkenyall said...

Will Romowood reach the levels of obsession and longevity that Canthony has? That remains to be seen.

Maybe we should start wishing for Jorrie Nicholwood again. Ha!

realityrulz said...

Josh Nichols! *sigh*

Now there is some shipping I could get behind. Well really I would just be lusting after Josh but at least it would give me a good reason to talk about him here.

Forked Tongue said...

Will Romowood reach the levels of obsession and longevity that Canthony has? That remains to be seen.

Oh for the love of God NO!!

whatneverwas said...

Josh Nichols!

Is he another "Josh" too? I didn't know that. Or are you confusing him with a real Josh, rulz? =p

Will Romowood reach the levels of obsession and longevity that Canthony has? That remains to be seen.

That'll be the day...I can't wait for someone to go batshit and say:

Ok, that's it! You hate on _______ (insert Carrie's real bf) just because he's not Tony?! Y'all just jealous because _________ has access to Carrie, is that it? Guess what, you dimwits, Tony does not have access to Carrie and never will!!! GROW THE F*CK UP!!!!

To its credit, Romowood does not have the crazy fans that Canthony has. I think Romowood's biggest fan is the media itself, and I don't blame them for shipping Romowood. Are there any other two people who could be more perfect for each other, other than the newest America's sweethearts?! Squee!

(Did I just say that? I think I can write for the Enquirer now.)

sporkenyall said...

That'll be the day...I can't wait for someone to go batshit and say:

LOLLLLLLLLL! Hahahaha! Ah, memories.... as Fork so eloquently put it, for the love of GOD NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I think Romowood's biggest fan is the media itself

I KNOW! They are almost as bad at letting go than the Canthony fans are/were.

Romowood did look promising though...and so did Canthony A YEAR AND HALF AGO!

realityrulz said...

Joe Nichols! Duh! (Shows you what kind of bad pretend girlfriend I am. I don't even know my pretend boyfriend's name) Josh...Joe...I love them both. I give Joe the edge because he has lovely hair.

realityrulz said...

I think Romowood's biggest fan is the media itself

I KNOW! They are almost as bad at letting go than the Canthony fans are/were.
.

The BEST part of Romowood for me was hearing the sports guys like John Madden gossip about it. I don't know why but I find that very funny.

realityrulz said...

So now is Oli trying to forward his career by dating Robbie Williams? Or maybe Robbie is really just a Romowood fan and trying to make Oli look bad:-P

Robbie Williams was spotted outside Hyde in Hollywood on Saturday (March 17), pointing to his pal Oli T and joking about how he has been linked with Rachel Stevens and Carrie Underwood and now will be linked to him.

http://x17online.com/celebrities/robbie_williams/robbie_said_what_about_carrie_underwood_and_rachel_stevens.php

sporkenyall said...

Hahahahahaha! Poor Oli-T! His friend Robbie Williams called him a Famewhore (in a way) and his super expensive gift was rejected by Carrie. The poor boy can't win!

Oli-T was BY FAR the most unexpected person that Carrie has been linked to and actually dated (very briefly and obviously not seriously).

I can't wait to see who she dates next, maybe Anthony will introduce her to someone while she is back in NYC! BWAH!

Anonymous said...

The Romowood stuff is not BS if there's pictures to support it...I think Carrie's friend Ashlee would sell her out to the highest bidder...with friends like that...

sporkenyall said...

If there are indeed Romowood PROOF pictures and Carrie's friends sell her out, then we will be seeing them in the tabloids soon enough.

I personally think there was a little something with Romowood, like a flirtation. Too bad they didnt date at least a couple times publicly because THAT would have been fun.

If Romowood is true, then who was Oli-T a beard for? Was it Tony or Anthony, I get so damn confused. ;P

Anonymous said...

There are pictures. Courtesy of Ashlee.

Anonymous said...

If Oli-T was a beard- it makes sense that it was for Tony- He was at in Miami and Tony was in L.A. on Feb. 12 (night after the Grammys).

realityrulz said...

If Oli-T was a beard- it makes sense that it was for Tony- He was at in Miami and Tony was in L.A. on Feb. 12 (night after the Grammys).
Yes but Matt Hasselbeck of the Seahawks didn't see Carrie making out at the Superbowl with Tony Romo, it was Oli T. Maybe he was just trying to be a really really convincing beard.

sporkenyall said...

There are pictures. Courtesy of Ashlee.
Ok, I am intrigued. Link please? If this is a private myspace, that doesn't help - that just means that Carrie needs smarter friends.

But whose to say that Tony Romo wasn't a beard for Oli-T? Or for Anthony Fedorov? And where does Cabo Kevin fit in? If anyone, the Canthony believers need to see the Romowood pictures, since they seem to have their own inside information that Canthony have been carrying on their SUPER SECRET relationship all this time.

So who was the beard for who and more importantly, WHY? I am just trying to understand LOL

Forked Tongue said...

I think Carrie's friend Ashlee would sell her out to the highest bidder...with friends like that...

Well I'm going to go out on a limb and say you are wrong about that.

The pictures that you are making reference to, I assume they are posted to something that is generally a private place and I doubt very much the content of these prove or disprove that Carrie was ever seeing him.
The fact that you may have "seen" these and are posting here anonymously suggests to me that it is others that Carrie needs to be aware of, not Ashlee.

Who knows if any of these guys Carrie is supposed to be dating are actually true? But I think Carrie knows what she is doing, whatever that may be and she doesn't need people dissing her friends to be quite honest so I am unsure as to what you are trying to achieve here.

But yes, if there are pictures of interest then I am sure they'll appear at some point, unfortunately for Carrie.

And I think people are reading too much of the NE here, and all this talk of beards, obviously Carrie is so precious now that she needs to have pretend boyfriends to cover up her real relationships. Hmm okay then.

Ohh UNLESS Matt Hasselbeck only pretended to spot Carrie and Oliver together at the football game and so Josh spoke about this so it could create a beard like situation when really HE is seeing Carrie. Oh well, I was fooled...

Anonymous said...

All I'm saying is that Carrie has managed to keep something secret and her friend goes and outs the info- whether it was a private site or not- Ashlee knew fans would see them because she added them as friends...I just think it's sad.

realityrulz said...

Ohh UNLESS Matt Hasselbeck only pretended to spot Carrie and Oliver together at the football game and so Josh spoke about this so it could create a beard like situation when really HE is seeing Carrie. Oh well, I was fooled...
Go Cash Brownderwood!! ;-P

realityrulz said...

All I'm saying is that Carrie has managed to keep something secret and her friend goes and outs the info
Well actually YOU just outed the info not Ashlee. I believe information that is posted on a private site should stay private as well as the knowledge of it.

Forked Tongue said...

All I'm saying is that Carrie has managed to keep something secret and her friend goes and outs the info- whether it was a private site or not- Ashlee knew fans would see them because she added them as friends...I just think it's sad.

But have those "fans" posted these pictures anywhere or talked about them? No, just you then.

Anonymous said...

I'll never post the pictures.

Anonymous said...

Ashlee, is that you?

sporkenyall said...

Ashlee knew fans would see them because she added them as friends...I just think it's sad.

Just so we are all clear....Ashlee posted some pictures that prove the Romowood LOVE that are free to fans? That is pretty sad, since she could have sold them for some money to the Tabloids.

I am still curious to see them, but since I am not one of Ashlee's friends *sniff* I guess I am SOL.

sporkenyall said...

LOLOLOLOL! I can assure you that Fork is not Ashlee. The Fork has much more commonsense.

I'll never post the pictures.

Then why are you here and why the hell not post them? I thought Romowood was cute and if there is proof, I want to see it. Is that wrong?

realityrulz said...

I'll never post the pictures.
You don't have to because you've let people know they even exist when there was no reason to do so.

Anonymous said...

If the pictures get out- who's ultimately responsible? The person that uploaded them in the first place.

Who doesn't think about what could happen before they upload something like that???

Ashlee was wrong.

sporkenyall said...

Ashlee was wrong.

And I am sure she would love to know how you feel, but I only want to see the pictures. If they exist, you can email me.

sporkenyall@yahoo.com

If they don't exist, then run along.

Forked Tongue said...

Oh Ms Anonymous, I do believe you have got your feelings across to the readers of the blog; you think Ashlee is wrong for posting pictures of Carrie.

Now move along...

Forked Tongue said...

Wow, Oliwood IS popular, 50 posts!

;)

Anonymous said...

I think you need a Romowood section.

sporkenyall said...

I think you need a Romowood section.

If you Romowood believers keep up the crazy, then I just might! You guys haven't reached the crazy levels of Canthony, not even close.

Anonymous said...

I want Oliwood back. I liked the guy for some reson. I don't have a clue as to why, but I did. I think it was because everyone else hated him *coughcanthonyfanscough* oh and apparently this one Romowood fan.

whatneverwas said...

So much FUN!!!

ROMOWOOD lives!!! Or does it? I am so confused with all the beard thing - who was the beard for who? Don't you guys think along the way Carrie got confused as well? Breaking up with Romo, then Oli T. and now she's back to Romo again - who will she break up Romo for in the near future?

Ah, pictures! The ultimate evidence of the existence of a relationship. Are they the incriminating types - kissing, hugging, etc - whoever will know. Carrie has some "incriminating" types. But along the way I am sure someone will cry they are PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

If you Romowood believers keep up the crazy, then I just might! You guys haven't reached the crazy levels of Canthony, not even close

I say bring on the crazies! I love the crazies, they are highly entertaining.

whatneverwas said...

I say bring on the crazies! I love the crazies, they are highly entertaining.


Me too! We share the same sentiment! But are we sure Spork can handle both Romowood AND Canthony crazies?! You know these just won't die!

Anonymous said...

Me too! We share the same sentiment! But are we sure Spork can handle both Romowood AND Canthony crazies?! You know these just won't die!

Oh yeah! They say great minds think alike.

I think Spork can handle the crazies...if not, the rest of us can give 'em the smackdown. Down Crazies, Down!

sporkenyall said...

Of course I can handle the crazies! I used to be a crazy shipper myself, so that makes me more dangerous. *eyeroll*

I still want to see the Romowood pictures. No! I am not going to ship them if its true, but its got some good crazy potential and that makes me a happy Spork.

whatneverwas said...

http://x17online.com/celebrities/robbie_williams/robbie_said_what_about_carrie_underwood_and_rachel_stevens.php


DUH! I just noticed this today. Poor Oli-T. Did he run out of girls to take to Hyde so now he's hanging out with Robbie Williams instead? This Robbie guy might know something...I wonder if he will do an Oliwood tell-all to the NE *evil smile*

Anonymous said...

What is Robbie Williams doing at Hyde? Isn't the man fresh out of rehab? Maybe Oli-T is his sponsor.

sporkenyall said...

Some sponsor Oli-T is! What with taking Robbie Williams to that known Den of Iniquity like HYDE.

realityrulz said...

First it's Hyde...Then it's meet the parents...Then it's the expensive gift. Oli T is just starting his cycle all over again. Boy needs to mix it up a bit. He's becoming predictable.